Ripping off Twitter and Facebook.. N stuff

So, for the past few days I have been toying with the idea of re-opening my Facebook account and maybe even Twitter so as to shamelessly whore my blog once again, but time and again I remember how I hate social networks and how they can cause trouble, so I once again dont bother. Then early tonight while off to the shop for dog food and milk it hits me.. No not milk or dog food but why not just rip them off a little. Soo I come home, bath the kiddies and pack them off to bed and boot up my computer, first thing is to put a “Noscere`s Status is..” thingy like they have on Facebook (Its up there on the right).. I hope to update this as often as possible. My next step is to start posting, as well as longer blog type posts some shorter Twitter type posts about random stuff and… Well if you know what twitter is you will know what I mean, if you dont know twitter then I advise you to Google it.

Other stuff thats been happening, erm I have been keeping upto date on world issues such as the presidential elections in America (Barack Obama to win), erm.. what is going on in the Middle east and Scribblers finger.. I have also been getting ready for tomorrow and the great English tradition of setting fireworks off for two weeks upto November 5th, coupled with gangs of kids and chav`s shouting “Penny for the guy” to anyone and everyone who walks into or even past a shop.. Ending in a crescendo of fireworks on the 5th with the intent of scaring the shite out of all animals resident in the UK as well as systematically making Nasha my oldest dog loose all control over his bladder.. Kitchen rolls ready.

Thats it for now, I need to wash the kitchen floor, the neighbours are setting fireworks off early.

(Note: How did Twitter get into my Categories? I never put it there.. And |I know, there are way to many ..`s in this post.)